Twitterature: It's what's on the syllabus.

This Wall St. Journal blog begins with "Do you hear that? It's the sound of Shakespeare, rolling over in his grave." That's because it's about a new book, Twitterature: The World's Greatest Books, Now Presented in Twenty Tweets or Less, forthcoming from Penguin Classics, which is, according to its web site, "A humorous retelling of works of great literature in Twitter format written by two 19-year old University of Chicago freshmen."

Why can't college freshman just get drunk and pass out somewher