My tweets

Tue, 13:22 : Every day I have a job where I can't show up in PJ pants I feel like a failure #hardtruths Tue, 17:48 : In POV retelling news, I'll be writing The Lord of the Rings trilogy from the point of view of the One Ring. #found #lost #stolen #destroyed Tue, 18:56 : Sepp Blatter was a headmaster of the Slytherins, right? Wed, 02:45 : Writing, mofos! #DoNotDisturbe #AlreadyDisturbedEnoughThankYouVeryMuch