When's the Victory Parade?

With the Obama administration in the midst of trying to dinosaur the phrase "War on Drugs," we thought it would be worth looking at some of that 40-year-old conflict's greatest defeats. And we found a true gem buried within this recent Department of Justice bulletin (PDF), a compilation of felony-case statistics from 2004.

There are some great nuggets throughout the document, such as the revelation that auto-theft cases are the easiest for prosecutors to win, and the fact that 97 percent of conv