Watch out, Nelson, I've got my own column!

Ok, ok, it's only for a couple of weeks (at the most) whilst the Editor's on holiday but, when your all-time heroes are Alan Coren, Keith Waterhouse, Miles Kington and Jeffrey Bernard, then this is the culmination of a long-held ambition.

Low-flying aircraft are warned to take diversionary action as the author is currently sitting on a little cloud with a broad smile on his face :-)