The Cartoony Name Game!

Have you ever taken a close look at the cartoon? Those who named some had to be a bit of a loon. But you know that is fine by me as the cat is as crazy as can be.

The cartoon name.
A name to fame.
Drawing on paper.
A name game caper.

The Great Gazoo,
Got called a time or two.
Maybe by dear Boo Boo.
Need a bandaid at your zoo?

The Fraggles rocked.
The humans they stalked.
Gumbi got, well, bent.
You know what I meant.

Puss in Boots took aim,
At some unspayed dame.
Fat Cat hated his name.
Cats not so tame.

Zipper is quite the fellow.
Zip up where things come out yellow.
Itchy may not inspire.
Itchy near the zipper is dire.

Does Bullwinkle wink?
Did I make you think?
Humpty Dumpty is just fun.
Figure out that one.

Elmer Fudd hunts Wabbit.
Can be a bad habit.
Squiddly Diddly sounds wrong.
Can he diddle and sing a song?

Mrs. Buttloaves has an issue.
She may drag along bathroom tissue.
Winnie the Pooh needs a loo.
I guess that is what tons of honey can do.

Meatwad is just strange.
A vegan would want it to change.
Foghorn Leghorn blows I guess.
Horns must leave ears everywhere in a mess.

Scooby Doo gets a nudge.
But who is the cat to judge.
We have a Bohlingaringding on call.
Hey, at least it's the longest of all.

Miss any with my rhyme? I know many have a weird name chime. But a lot seem to have to do with #1 or #2. Then again farts are great to the adolescent crew. So pull up your Zipper class. Don't say you weren't warned by my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.
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