When I Was Your Age…

Top 10 Things I Never Thought I'd Say to Teens When I Got This Old That I Actually Catch Myself Saying to Teens Now That I Am This Old:

When I was your age… followed by something really corny or inappropriate that further accentuates my old age.We didn't have cell phones (when I was your age). We had to keep a spare quarter in our shoe in case there was an emergency and we had to use a pay phone!(When I was your age) We didn't have email or IM. We wrote notes, folded into fancy shapes.Why would y