On second thought, maybe don’t be like a duck

When I was in college, I had a professorrepeatedly refer to me by a superhero name in class(and I wish I could remember exactly what it was because it was gloriously cheesy. It started with Captain, I remember that much. Captain Marvelous, maybe?). This whole strange routine started because I was never one of the most visible people in the class (it was a massive lecture and at 8 AM so I spent most if it half asleep) so it was apparently a surprise to him when my part of a big group project w...