Screw You A Time Or Two!

Ever watch employers work? They can be weird whether you're a boss or a clerk. Not talking the big boss guy. They are usually a blowhard from upon high. So today let's aspire to hire.

Need an employee.
So kill a tree.
Send resume in and out.
Twist and shout.

Kiss ass and be polite.
Whether day or night.
Pucker up those lips.
Do back flips.

But in the end,
Comes a familiar trend.
One seen far and near.
The process is clear.

Got kids, you're out.
The one without has more clout.
Too slow? Oh no!
You lose to the fast foe.

Don't know? Poor you.
You can clean our loo?
No degree? Sorry to you.
Go milk things that moo.

Shh we are still equal opportunity hiring.
It's just you aren't aspiring.
Look at your age.
You could expire in a fit of rage.

What? That goes with it.
We are thinking of you every bit.
No way would we violate that.
Equal opportunity is where it is at.

The job you can do?
That we knew.
But you just look funny.
We want to make money.

Sit back and relax.
We pay the welfare tax.
Don't worry your pretty little head.
You will still get fed.

Equal opportunity for all.
Oh look, give her a cat call.
She is automatically in.
Hey, equal opportunity won't help you win.

So funny to watch sometimes. It is more amusing than mimes. But sadly a lot of times they are full of crap. Don't you love the hiring chap? Now of course some things you need skills for, but they may still show you the door. Leave them some bad gas. That is equal opportunity enough for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.