“I want to play in the NBA. Or be a mortician.”“Why a...

“I want to play in the NBA. Or be a mortician.”
“Why a mortician?”
“I liked the way that my uncle was dressed at his funeral. And if I’m a mortician when someone in my family passes away, then I can take care of their body. Also my science teacher went on the internet for me and found out that morticians make $54,000 a year.”