Dammit, Duh

iworkatapubliclibrary:

Patron [angrily]: “Well, I left my sunglasses on the counter just TWO MINUTES ago and they are ALREADY STOLEN. Somebody is going to LOVE THEIR NEW PAIR OF RAY-BANS.”

Me [coming around the counter]: “Let me help you look for them!”

Patron: “I’ve already looked everywhere. DUH. DAMMIT!”

Me [stooping to pick them up off the floor]: “Are these your sunglasses?”

Patron [sweetly]: “Yes! Why thank you very much. Haha! I thought maybe you stole them. Bye now!”

Me: “-”

People are assholes.