This Nut Sniffed Too Many A Butt!

There are just some people that should be locked away, or at least prevented from taking appts any which way. Up until now Pat has been fine. But then came a nut who even irritates the feline.

Appt is booked.
I even double looked.
Or would the be checked?
Either way, it's wrecked.

Now is the time given.
Apparently she's off livin.
It was another day.
Listen to what I say.

It was supposed to be tomorrow.
Don't worry there is no sorrow.
Just come back again.
I wrote it in pen.

Maybe a pencil looks like a pen?
Bet she can't count passed ten.
Not even with fingers and toes.
She might make five, but who knows.

Anyway, back on task.
Was she into the flask?
That might just be it.
Or she was related to that Flappy twit.

So next time comes.
Flaps her gums.
Nope, it was this time.
You once again got the wrong chime.

I said this day.
Shoo, go now and play.
Come back once more.
This appt is something of lore.

Maybe she should play in the street?
The cars she may defeat.
At least a tiny one.
Watching it may be fun.

And then comes the third try.
Whoops, a no show guy.
A call and a message at hand.
Late people she can't stand.

Pfffft is all I say,
And go on with my day.
Stick your pencil in your ear.
It will go right through I fear.

Ever have any nuts that can't keep it right? They really are a plight. I've heard of people getting it wrong here and there, but those who book them at their lair? Not once but twice? Maybe she was trained by mice? Three blind ones with a bad case of gas. It sure beats my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.