POTATO MOON, Part 64: "One Potato, Two Potato…" by Eric Avedissian

"That's got to be the stupidest plan I've ever heard," Woeisme said as Jakob appeared crestfallen. "First of all, the logistics are messed up. Where are we going to get a 10-gallon drum of marmalade, an industrial strength garden hose, five pairs of left-handed scissors, a bootlegged videocassette of the ...