This Is How We Do

Over dinner:

Thor: Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! Do you know what Nathan Hale’s last words were?

Me: ” Urrk glurrrg unf” *flop*

Thor: *eye roll* That is not right.

Me: “Help me!”

Thor: Not right.

Me: (in my best JFK voice) “Ask not what your country can do for you…”

Thor: Wrong. And wrong accent.

Me: (in my best Patrick Henry voice) “But as for me, give me liberty…”

Thor: *sigh* Wrong quote, wrong accent.

Me: (in my best Forrest Gump) “I regret that I have but one life to give for my country!”

Thor: Mo...