“We always let her do her own thing. When she was in first...

“We always let her do her own thing. When she was in first grade, she decided she wanted to go to church. So we drove her there every Sunday morning, dropped her off, and picked her up when the service was done. The church directory was so funny. There were all these family pictures, and then there was the poor little orphan Eileen. She stopped going to church at sixteen. So I guess you can say it worked.”