Don't Be Carl. Joy Whizzes. While Carl Waits.

I don't know who made that pic, but it's the internet so somebody out there has pics with what I'm sure is a hilarious caption of me in a thong selling hotdogs. It all balances out.

So I was talking to my wife about art and creativity, and
how that whole thing of the tortured artist (be it writer, painter, singer,
musician, dancer, etc) just won’t go the unwashed hell away. And she brought