Tables Without Chairs #1

Been tweaking what will be this summer’s Tables without Chairs #1, where Bud Smith and I’ll be co-branding our charms and handsomeness, taking readers into worlds where people lose their keys, or take too many pills and fart in their sleep, or run out of gas on highways, or blow up inflatable hot tubs in their apartments, or maliciously piss on other people’s floors. King Shit guy Waylon Thornton will also be illustrating this adventure! It’s gonna be something.

Also, my latest book of stories is still available (just sayin’). Picking one up helps support the war effort that is Tables without Chairs #1. Here’s what charming, handsome co-brand Bud Smith has to say about it:

“[Ellis] writes like someone who doesn’t give a fuck, which means he writes WIDE OPEN. The characters that live in these stories are falling down, are slipping on grapes in supermarkets, are tripping over their shoe laces and going face first into a mirror. There’s grime and blood and other unidentified body fluids stuck to the surfaces of this book’s world.”

Get one HERE!

Love ya’ll.