Yesterday in haiku form (Updated by Teddy-Wan Kenobi, who is ready for your next round of questions.)

Noel emailed me the day's news in bullets easily tweaked into a haiku. Tuesday in justice: Hubert Webb is acquitted, Hayden's case dismissed. Imelda Marcos Gets her Leyte mansion back. (How did these happen?) All on the same day. * * * * * I asked my Jedi Master Teddy Boy Locsin to react to [...]