Don’t Take the Blame for the Dastardly Deeds of NOKITTY!

I have seen a disturbing trend among cats. A series of terrible acts have been perpetrated, and humans have been blaming the resident felines for damages — broken vases, shredded curtains, dirty plates mysteriously licked clean! Hundreds, maybe thousands of cats have been victimized, accused of acts they did not do! It’s about time we kitties put an end to the grief we have been suffering and put that blame right where it belongs — on…

That’s right, it’s the nefarious NOKITTY who is the culprit behind all these terrible transgressions! Has the treat cabinet been raided? Does the sofa have a new rip? Has the stuffing been torn out of a decorative pillow? It’s NOKITTY’s fault! That hacked up hairball in the hallway? It’s NOKITTY. Missing keys? Chewed up phone charger cord? Cat fur permanently stuck to clothing? NOKITTY is responsible for every last one!

So stop mutely taking the flack for all the misdeeds around the house. Next time something gets destroyed and your humans want to know who is responsible, put the blame right where it belongs: tell them NOKITTY did it!

What was the last thing that happened at your house that was NOKITTY’s fault?
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