Back To What To Save Your Rut!

It has been a while since the cat went the what to do mile. So I guess it is about time I did another what to do chime. After a little hate once more. Let's go with what to do with haters at your shore.

What to do, What to do,
When a hater is stalking you.

You sit back and reply.
Tell them to up and die.
Visualize poking them in the eye.
Toss them from a plane in the sky.

Banter back and forth.
Ship them to the far north.
Leave them at the dump.
Sick them on another grump.

Run them down with your car.
Cover them in tar.
Hit them with a bat.
Nail them with cat scat.

Mow over their foot.
Bury them in soot.
Toss them in the ocean.
Cast a spell with a potion.

Unplug the phone.
Block them at the tone.
Stab them with a nail.
Leave them a fake trail.

Send them some porn,
So a virus is born.
Computer goes crash.
They may even get a rash.

Burn down their house.
Infest their house with a mouse.
Or would that me mice?
Termites would be nice.

Spike their food.
Give them attitude.
Send an assassin.
Staple shut their sassin.

Mail them to Timbuktu.
Cover them in super glue.
Rhyme them to death.
Strangle away their breath.

Oh the thoughts.
There sure are lots.
But why go through such a chore?
The best way is to simply ignore.

Haters will hate. Their ego you only inflate. So why respond at all? Then they hit a brick wall. They look like a fool covered in their own drool. Now they are absurd and you got payback by not saying a word. There you are class, what to do from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.