If some all-knowing liberal rides his ass out here to the Midwest from New York or L.A. on a ten-speed bike to preach to me the gospel of climate change, maybe I'll listen.

But yet another millionaire in a private jet? Shit, we got those out the ass.

Human-caused climate change may or may or be real (I honestly don’t know), but the people insisting it is real sure are giant fucking dicks.

Just saying.