Unmentionable Toy From Finland

I'm surprised it got past customs


I got a package from Finland! It’s the prize I won for guessing correctly what the toy was in this blog post. My human is still amazed that I guessed! And you know what? I could smell it right through the envelope!


I'm ready to play already!


Along with my prize was a very nice card, but by the time my human opened up the envelope, I was more interested in the toy, and her nose finally got a whiff of why I was excited.


Note how gingerly my human was holding it


“Phew! Valerian root!” she grimaced. “Whoa! Valerian root!” I said. I’ve never had it before. Sure, there is a Plague Ratsie around somewhere, but it’s old and the valerian scent is really faint. Apparently humans think valerian root is stinky, but I think it is heavenly!


Valerian root brings out the killer in me!


I couldn’t wait to start attacking my new toy!


Can you see my pink tongue?


I also want to report that valerian root is rather tasty.


She just wanted it because it was mine


Binga is not a huge valerian root fan. She is more of a niphead, but she still wanted to give my new toy a whap or two.


Never believe Boodie when she's intoxicated


Then Boodie commandeered it. It was only supposed to be for a moment or two. It’s a good thing I did not believe that.


La-dee-da, dum-de-dum...


She was in the throes of a valerian root-induced ecstasy.


She does that every time


Finally she passed out. I would have taken back my toy, except it was, ew, drooled on! My human had to put it somewhere to air out. But I do want to thank my Punapippuri pals and their human — and the highly crafty Katnip Lounge human — for this fun gift!
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