A Fake Out Little Shout!

The cat was sniffing around once more and he found some more news at his shore. I know you want to be in the know. So I guess now away we must go.

After the success of How To Train Your Dragon,
The execs want to completely rebuild the wagon.
Next is How To Train Your Robot.
That will be oh so hot.

Home Alone 6 is on the docket.
This time a kid's stuck on a rocket.
He is all alone in space.
Santa can't get to his place.

Now we have Sister Act 3.
Yep, the return of Whoopi.
Wait! It's just a reboot.
Whoopi doesn't star or get any loot.

Octopussy was such a cool name,
That they want to make another claim.
Dinopussy is coming to a screen near you.
I hear it's ancient and may be dusty to view.

Wolverine will be in Avengers 3 and 4.
He will take the Marvel tour.
Yeah, he will really be there.
Would I lie to you at my lair?

The 50 Year Old Virgin is coming.
It has all the critics humming.
Maybe they want to star?
I won't judge at my sand bar.

Tower Heist 2 you will see.
Yep, that will be there for thee.
It involves a heist and a tower.
Hint, they cut off the power.

Zombie Planet is coming to you.
Zombies will have a human zoo.
Yeah, zombies pay to watch humans all day.
They may even eat them they say.

The Princess Bride gets a remake.
Yep, it is going to take.
Andre the Giant's ghost will be there.
What? It's true, I swear.

Avatar 6 is being done.
Forget about what happened after one.
We need six first.
Then the last won't be the worst.

That is the cats news for the day. I hope you enjoy being in the know now at your bay. You just wait and see. All of these will come to thee. What is that? I'm a lying cat? Bah, I just have no class within my lying little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.