5 Things

1. Am sitting up like real person today! This cold has totally kicked my ass.

2. It is not, however, swine flu (thanks for the thought, Bear). Had fortuitous doctor's appointment yesterday (scheduled weeks ago on account of getting prescriptions renewed, like a person does), and he said it's just a cold. Added that if it was swine flu, I'd feel like I'd been hit by a truck, and yeah. I only feel like I've been hit by a go-kart.

3. Apparently, "swine flu" is a phrase that attracts typos like honey