The Modesty Chronicles

They've got a humor-impaired satirist at The New Yorker called Andy Borowitz. This week he offers the following headline, "Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans." You can pretty much write the rest yourself, though I was surprised that he leaves out any direct mention of the obvious targets -- skeptics on climate change and Darwinian evolution. I suppose the reader is expected to fill those in for himself:

MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) -- Scientists have dis...