Characters You've Never Heard Of: WISCONSIN, PARALLAX

Our guitar-player is not so well off. His name is Parallax Wisconsin, and his parents are the two nicest, sweetest, most normal people you could ever meet. It’s amazing how he ended up as fucked up as he did. He’s an alcoholic, mildly delusional, and extremely apathetic about life. Even worse, he’s a skater, and that alone makes him scum. He keeps blaming his parents for all of his