A one-way ticket to Padukahville

Every writer with an Internet connection has now spent hours staring at the Bookscan information that was recently made available for free. I'm happy with my numbers all over the country, but last month I had no sales at all in two of the 100 geographic regions covered by the data -- Padukah and Texarcana. It makes me sad to come so close to a clean sweep, and yet fall short. If you know anyone in either of those places, and are amenable to helping me score a fairly meaningless bragging right, please beg them, on my behalf, to buy one of my books this month.