Watchlist Countdown, Day 20: “Buildings Talk” by Dana Johnson

      Buildings talk. That’s the cool thing about them in case you don’t live in an apartment. It’s true: maybe I don’t really know anybody in a building of what? Three hundred lofts or something? But how do I know all the stuff I know? That’s what I’m talking about. The building’s got a big mouth. That’s how I know that Fatty Hardy lost his job and that’s how I know he lost it by trying too hard to hold on to it. The dudes in the khakis weren’t fucking around. They wanted mo m...