“I’m Not An Expert, But…”

My television set has a few new dings in it as a result of my flawless aim and utter vexation with yet another annoying TV commercial. This time, it’s Comcast who is driving me to reach for the nearest object to throw at the TV. The cable company has a new commercial featuring a cute little black girl who tells us “It makes me happy to go on the computer. I like feeling… smart!” No, sweetheart, you may be cute, adorable even, but logging on to the Internet doesn't make you smart anymore...