Nonreaders. Funny Story.
The other day I wrote this one-off smart ass thing called “25 Signs You Might Be a Dipshit”. I posted it here on Tumblr and also Facebook.
Long story short, the people over on Facebook were sharing it, but then, like 20 minutes later deleting it. I’d get little red numbers in the corner, which would then go away. It was kind of weird.
Eventually, I figured out that people were sharing without reading. I happened to mock conservatives early on in the list, but then liberals later. They read a little, shared, only to then finish the list and then delete.
It happened 4 times.
You would think they’d know me by now. I hate liberals, especially Tumblr liberals, and I hate conservatives, especially Fox News conservatives. I think all you guys are fucking jokes and pretty much the exact same person. So, whatever.
I recommend you read me through, before sharing or reblogging, to make sure it fits in with your stupid propaganda. Haha.
Are you a part of any political party or do you just hate all politics?
I am a lifelong registered Republican, but only because my grandmother, whom I greatly respect, insisted. She’s passed now. I hate all politics. I believe people should be free to live their lives as they see fit. If they are gay and wanna be married, more power to em. If they are religious and sell cakes, somewhat reluctantly I say they don’t have to sell them to gay marriages. I own four guns. I don’t hunt. I have no white guilt. I used to be a feminist. I am no longer. Selah.
