Texting Like a Champ

Last week I went on vacation to Puerto Vallarta in Jalisco, Mexico. This is how I chose to communicate with my friend Kristin back in New York.


I created my final message the night I arrived home. Fun fact: I was still reeling from my flight meds when I crafted that last message, and my drugs have a bit of an amnesic effect. The next morning I saw the words still spelled out on my desk, and for a minute I thought, "Who the fuck did this? Is somebody in my apartment? SHOW YOURSELF."

Then I remembered it was me, and I laughed to myself, and ordered a ham pizza on Seamless for breakfast.

If you like this, check out Kristin's blog. She's funny!