The Best Of The Rest!

The cat knows he is the best, until he is not. Pffft to the rest they must suffer from brain rot. The cat is great, the cat is grand. A cocky trait the cat has in his land. But not just the cat. Many a human has such a stat.

The best of the best.
Nothing can compete.
Passing every test.
Leaving all in defeat.

My car is top notch.
It has such swag.
A horse hurts your crotch.
Plus it is a nag.

My movie is the best.
You can't not see it.
Forget the plot and the rest,
It stars Brad Pitt.

My house is just great.
It is the biggest of all.
Don't give me hate,
Because I have a huge hall.

My money is so big.
You can't touch me.
Snap your account like a twig,
And end little old thee.

My views are the best.
You don't even compare.
Whether east or west,
I am something so rare.

I have the best hair style.
You can't touch it.
I'll put you on trial,
If you copy it a little bit.

My underwear is top notch.
Then won't ride up the butt.
Plus easy on the crotch.
They were worn by King Tut.

My blog is the best.
Come now and follow.
I'll be a whiny pest,
But my followback isn't hollow.

The best of the best.
It is clearly true.
Until something new is the best
Then that true comes due.

Wow, the best changes a lot. The best can just rot. The best is the best until it is not. The best can always go to pot. So are you the best? The best of the rest? Maybe you humans jest about the best to get it off your chest so you can be a pest? I'm through with my best sass from my best of all little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.