Cowboy Pete Takes a Whack at Predicting "Dexter"

The season finale to "Dexter" is tonight, and thus far–fairly consistently–I have yet to figure out how things are going to end up. Which doesn't stop me from trying it again and, just on the off chance I'm right (which I probably won't be) I'll put it below the–heh–cut line…
UPDATED BELOW with actual spoilers…

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