Cause every office has a "only speaks in corporate jargon" person.
We spend some of our best 40+ hours every week with our colleagues, and get to know them and their quirks very intensely. Most offices have certain character types, such as the over-promiser, the gossip, and the people who are not-so-secretly in love with each other. Here's a primer on how to tell if you may be "that person" in your own office.