“I’m learning the cries right now. Different cries...

“I’m learning the cries right now. Different cries mean different things. There’s the bird cry, which sounds like a squawk and means ‘I’m hungry.’ There’s the whimper, which means 'Pay attention to me or I’ll let loose.’ Then there’s the sleepy cry. You don’t want to hear that one. Nothing stops sleepy cry but The Boob.”