Please fire me. I regularly deal with customers looking for a hotel room that we don’t have. When I...

Please fire me. I regularly deal with customers looking for a hotel room that we don’t have. When I tell them we don’t have one, the conversation is as follows:

“Sorry, we’re sold out.”

“…you mean I can’t use my coupon?”

“We’re sold out, sorry, no.”

“Nothing?”

“No.”

“Not anything?”

“No.”

“You can’t find me a single room?”

“No, we don’t have any.”

“There’s nothing?”

“No.”

Meanwhile, there are twenty calls waiting behind this person who can’t comprehend the concept of a full house in a hotel.