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I propose we today begin reversing the effects of global warming by everyone going straight to the nearest refrigerator and leaving the doors open for just 15 minutes.



I defy any scientist to refute the logic behind this idea.



I came up with this yesterday morning, posted it on social media and, of course, took the rest of the day off.



It wasn’t even 10 a.m. and I’d