Why Oh Why Need A New Apply!

So the cat has done it before about Facebook and the other crap from shore to shore. But what about regular sites? Why does new show up in funky tights? Does underwear on the outside give so many pride?

Here and there,
At many a lair,
The site is fine,
No hazard sign.

Whoops, no more.
Brand new shore.
Brand new door.
Open and explore.

It isn't tricky.
Hit the do hicky.
That thingy maggigy,
Won't make you wiggy.

Click and try.
Easy, no lie.
Out with the old.
It was too cold.

In with the new.
A swanky new view.
Click and click.
This is no trick.

Why the new?
Why, it's just for you.
You didn't ask for it.
But the fuse was lit.

No, not click bait.
Not an ad video trait.
Not to up each stat.
Forget all of that.

It is to please.
No need for ease.
Pffft to load time.
Slow isn't a crime.

A auto video play,
Will make your day.
An ad for $5679.69 an hour,
Proves we've got power.

It was all for you.
Don't you like new?
The ads are just there.
Enjoy our outside underwear.

Pffft is all the cat can say with their ads everywhere display. Their click bait titles are so great too. That is all they seem to be able to do. If the site sucks a ton, i.e. Pat's old crummy author site, sure, go on a fixing run. But if it works leave it the hell alone. No need for ads at every tone. But it is easy to see what is done. Make a site easy to use that is fun, then when you have users by the bucket load change to ads up the arse mode. I guess ads make them seem like a higher class? Pffft again says my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.