Hitting Girl Scouts In the Head With Dildos

I know I'm writing in the Tell Me It's Real universe when I have a chapter called Hitting Girl Scouts In the Head With Dildos and I don't even bat an eye.

And yes, that chapter title is quite literal.

At four weeks in, I'm at 77K words on Sandy & Darren. I think I can say at this point that reading this book is going to be the equivalent to mainlining heroin.*** And I'm only half way done. Let's see if I can give you a full overdose by the time it's finished.

(***Not that I know what mainlining heroin feels like. Nor should you. Don't do drugs, stay in school. ======☆ The more you know.)
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Published on May 01, 2015 14:22
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message 1: by Kathy (new)

Kathy I can hardly wait! :-)


message 2: by Kathleen (new)

Kathleen My local newspaper is famous across Australia for having had a frontpage headlined "Hit in the head with a flying dildo". So, you know, it could happen.


message 3: by Monchari (new)

Monchari S I wish tomorrow is releasing day..(>_<)


message 4: by Glenda (new)

Glenda Curiouser and curiouser!


message 5: by bel2001 (new)

bel2001 I am sure I am joined by many who have you, Eric and those close to you in our thoughts and wish both of you strength, sustenance, and whatever else you might need for the journey you are on. (Can't wait for the next book, too!!! :) )


message 6: by Mariarosa (new)

Mariarosa Buzzo You are killing me like that >.< Can't wait to read this book!!! <3


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