How I turned my dog into a Pit Bull

We need to beef up security at home

so no one steals our old swing set.

Alas, our dog doesn’t instill much fear

into the hearts of thieves and solicitors.

I needed to turn my Sheltie into something ferocious.

So I went to the hardware store, spent $2.99, and presto!

Boo-Yah!

She looks ferocious now, right?

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For 299 pennies, you can turn your dog into a Pit Bull.