Don't Forget to Breathe
9 December 2010
Thanks all for chatting with me. I had to type muy rapido to keep up with y'all. Let's do it again soon.
(In case you were unable to join Tad for the Live Chat, the replay is available on Penguin's site at The Water Cooler. -Ed.)
Just to remind anyone interested: I'll be doing an online chat at this URL...
http://us.penguingroup.com/static/pages/publishersoffice/subcontent/watercooler.html
...in about ten minutes — 9PM, Eastern time, 6 PM Pacific. All questions are welcome. Step into the light, children.
The Video and Radio Network - The Water Cooler - Penguin Group (USA)
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Live Chats with your favorite Penguin Group (USA) authors.
Cow Joke: The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a cow walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the cow's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the cow. "Your name is written inside the cover."
Was awake in wee-est of wee hours, desperately sleepy, with a story idea unspooling itself and refusing to stop. Ah, well. I hope it will eventually benefit others, because it sure as hell ruined MY night.
I laughed. I'll admit it. I'm a big, fat pushover.
Animals of YouTube sing "Deck the Halls"
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8 December 2010
Post to Tad's wall from Deborah:
Dear Tad,
I've decided that I want to use your "And Ministers of Grace" in my YEAR'S BEST SF 28 [2010]
— Gardner Dozois
Don't forget to breathe.
7 December 2010
I don't know that I like the new profile. I was hoping it would automatically photoshop my pictures to make me look better. And better dressed.
Okay, if all my Facebook friends send all my other Facebook friends a dollar, we'll all have...hold on, let me figure this...the same amount of money. Shoot. Well, scratch that. Clearly my future is not in pyramid schemes.
Ritual giant reindeer murder — the war on Christmas heats up!
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Rudolph Balloon Christmas Parade Tragedy
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