So you want to write a novel?

After being in the throes of this marathon push toward the end of my next first draft, I needed this laugh! Hope you enjoy it too! Thanks, Sunni, for sharing this with me!



Some of my favorite lines:

"I wish I could kill you and get away with it."
"I'm a storyteller. It will all work out."
"I'm going to write several books at a time. I can maximize my earnings that way."
"I have a gun in my