Internet, I Can't Quit You

I seriously tried to quit the Internet this past weekend because there was just too much news. I couldn't take it!

However, as you can see, I'm back.

Internet, you've won. I can't quit you.

But this doesn't mean I like you as much as I used to. You're like that boyfriend who cats around behind my back, then lies and says you're "just friends" with that other girl, even though all my friends TOTALLY saw you making out with her behind the Orange Julius at the mall.

But you're such a good kiss