5 Ice-Cream Flavours Based On Your Last Relationship

1. Distrust. 
It would look like chocolate but taste like black liquorice.

2. Nuts.
90% nuts, 10% vanilla, and the company will text you every 5 minutes if you do not reply

3. Bland
Comes in a vibrantly coloured packaging and looks extremely enticing. But, when you open the lid, it's all one colour. You pick up a scoop and it's okay, not bad, kinda good. But, the next few bites are all exactly the same. About a third of the way through you notice things won't change.

4. Short & Sweet
One bite of the best ice cream you've ever tasted and then it's gone.


5. Whatever
Nothing's wrong and it tastes FINE.

And finally,

6. Non-Existent
It comes in white box with nothing inside. 

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