Triple Klutz, Triple Toe Loop

I love to watch figure skating. I did a bit of it in my youth, and while I was never good enough at it to be considered a contender to even warm a team’s bench, I was good enough at it that I felt like a gold medalist–rare enough in my life. In my mind, I am a great figure skater. In reality, I stay upright, can go pretty fast in a circle, can skate backwards, and make a tiny spin, but my signature move looks like this:

The big smile is included in my move because I am always just so happy t...