Does your robot rule, so to speak?

Hyper-Clones everywhere may be asking themselves, "sure I have a robot, but is it lethally well-endowed?"

Now you no longer have to worry about the embarrassment of a neuter robot filled with compassion or, God forbid, a total lack of equipment. Here at Por-No! Industries (A Division of Metro-Phallus), we have been working on the age-old problem of wankerless robotry for more than four hundred years, and we have finally developed the ultimate in death-dealing, tally-whackered self-directed autom