The Floating Road

There’s a fine line between madness and genius, but as scientists we should explore the boundaries.
I was in the bath when I had an epiphany. If Jesus could walk on water, why couldn’t man drive on it?
It didn’t take long to get EU funding for the project; a chance to build a motorway linking Ireland to mainland Europe.
The prototype was built between Belfast and Glasgow, joining Ireland to Scotland, a road made of floatation devices, similar to large canoes. Of course, I hadn’t allowed for the rough Irish Sea, or the ferry that crashed into my road.