Because if you're going to be evil, just go all the way to chaotic.

I love these alignment charts that are currently going around the Internets at the speed of meme; it isn't very often that D&D and pop culture references overlap, after all. As you can imagine, I especially love this one:

There are several other charts at Mighty God King, where they're in the middle of a week of alignment charts.

(Thanks, Melissa!)