You clay stassy, San Diego!

Love this clip, in which a newswoman demonstrates how to call a turkey. Safe for work, but really, it shouldn't be:

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Also found on YouTube if the embeddy thing doesn't work.

And if THAT wasn't classy enough, here's another hilarious (but rude) cartoon from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal:

Alltop approves of all forms of lurkey tove.