So You Say Normal Is The Way?

The cat has heard it a time or three here at his rhyming sea. You have to be normal they say. Or you have to follow the norm at your bay. Something clever like that. Note, clever was sarcasm from the cat. So for the A to Z we go on a Normal spree.

Get a job.
Don't be a bum like Bob.
Work the 9-5 like a drone.
Sit, type, and answer a phone.

Don't draw outside the lines.
That may get you fines.
Stay in the comfy box.
Make sure to check those locks.

You can't stay in.
That isn't a win.
Go out and drink like the rest
You want to pass the social test.

Join our lame game.
It is not a shame.
Follow the crowd.
Stand up nice and proud.

Drink the water.
Don't be a plotter.
That Kool-Aid is too great.
The norm is your fate.

Normal was set by us.
Don't kick up a fuss.
It is just the way it is.
So plop, plop, fizz, fizz.

Take the normal pill.
You will get a thrill.
As in be like the undead.
Sorry, you still have to get out of bed.

Normal means you are great.
Nothing new is your fate.
Be normal like the rest.
That sure is best.

Don't have a thought of your own.
Cross the street at the tone.
Be like everyone.
Now that is true fun.

Original thoughts are bad.
They make society mad.
Normal is always in.
So stick with it for the win. 

Pffft says the cat. Normal can surely scat. If anyone wants the cat or Pat to be normal at any sea. Come here and in your shoe we'll pee. I may have better aim than Pat. Do you strive to be "normal" at your blog mat? I hope you take a pass. Normal is so boring to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.