Please fire me. Since I have minor problems with multitasking and hyperfocusing, all my bosses and...

Please fire me. Since I have minor problems with multitasking and hyperfocusing, all my bosses and coworkers have come to the correct conclusion that I’m autistic, and the incorrect one that I am a r****** because of it, and therefore stupid. I’ve achieved perfect and near-perfect scores on national tests and am attending one of the “Public Ivys” in the fall, despite already completing higher education once.

Also, I’m twenty-one, not sixteen. Just because I look young doesn’t mean whenever there’s a problem I need to “go talk to my mother about it to make sure I understand, okay sweetie?”